To potential buyers, or what to say so that you don't get sold a kitten

"Oh, sorry, it's about the kittens.
My friends want to buy a kitten:
The child asks - day and night long!
The cat is five months old? I'm afraid it won't do...
they have a baby, they need a toy for him,
And an adult cat - it's not known who is who...
the baby pulls the tail jokingly –
And the cat will take and scratch the child!
We need a monthly, which is what I'm getting at...
like "too early"? Yes? Well, I'll call you back..."

"I read an ad on the Internet:
I preferred your kitten to all cats!
What eyes! And what a coloration!
And how much does it cost? Ten thousand?!!! My God...
well, yes, the breed... content... menu...
Is everything so expensive?! Well, I'll call you back..."

"A nursery? Hello! I need a cat urgently!
According to the photo, this will do quite well.
Is he with the documents? With vaccinations? Then
I'll drive up to you. Tell me where to go.
How, is it in the area? It's awfully far...
no, I'm with a car, and it's easy for me to get there.
But, excuse me, I'll wait a bit...
I'll think about it, and I'll call you back."..

And the cat, you know, will spread his paws and purr:
"Stroke my belly, I just ate meat.
After all, my eyes are like malachite,
I am a natural pearl color
And, you know, I'm not just for sale!
My delicate plush is not for lovers of sackcloth.
I'm not afraid to stay without a master!
There is no more beautiful cat in the whole neighborhood."

...Sit, breeder, waiting for calls,
Counting the "profit" with raking hands...
The salary is eaten up by the advertising of cats,
Advance and bonus – by the cats themselves ...
but don't hang your nose! Better take a bite of bread.
And be sure that not everything is gone yet,
If there is "Royal Canin" in the refrigerator
And cats fawn, having eaten to the brim.

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Hello there! We are on the announcement!
We need a British kitten, Visloukhov of course.
Ears to have a double fold,
The colors are like in the viskas advertisement.
To make a plush fur coat and a brighter picture.
The age would be better younger - a month or a month and a half,
And, of course, to be vaccinated.
Yes, you also forgot to ask, do you have a lot of kittens?
We would like to dig around,
The choice to be bigger.
What? Go to the bird market?
No, we are afraid to go there!
They say that it is dangerous there, now to buy a kitten.
There is a lot of infection and forgery there too much.
We don't need a pig in a poke!
Yes, there is also such a nuance - we do not need documents,
To us the child... cheaper...
you don't sell babies, you speak too early
Tear the children away from their mother?
And we don't want a big one, we wanted to raise ourselves...
Yes, the price is expensive, it's not for us to divorce,
We'll just tie it up once, for health of course,
And then we will give the kittens to our friends and acquaintances.
Well, come on, cheaper...
Over there in the next alley they offer for pennies...
Only, we're from there now, the kittens are not like that,
As shown in the photo.
It can be seen that the photos from the Internet were stolen from the breeders.
We would like your kitten, for the price of that neighbor...
well, how are we? Agreed....?
Very sorry, goodbye!!!