Signs of a true cat lover

1. When he sleeps, he hardly moves. And he certainly never moves his toes.
2. If a heavy object is placed on a sleeping Cat Person, he will take care all night so that the object does not fall and does not move.
3. If you throw something rather heavy on the Cat's stomach in a dream, he will smile and mutter without waking up: "Oh, a small one has played out! Let's go to the kitchen - I want to sleep
." 4 In the morning, without opening his eyes, he goes to the kitchen and looks for bowls there for a long time to fill them. Even if the kitchen is not his, and only cockroaches are found on it from animals.
5. A dead mouse in a slipper causes a cat Lover to be touched. Rat - admiration.
6. It will seem to you that he always has a cold - because when he comes into the room, he immediately begins to cover the doors and lock the windows.
7. When leaving the restaurant, he will definitely leave a piece of meat on the table - "We are not the only ones to enjoy delicious food."
8. If you serve chips and cheese with beer, he will eat only one thing all evening, because it is impossible to mix dry food and nature.
9. If you want to show that you are wildly jealous of him, just describe the shoe to him. He won't understand it any other way.
10. A true Cat Lover always has slippers in the morning lying in a throw from the bed. And in different directions
11. It's easy to identify a true Cat Lover! In any company, he usually breaks down to talk about cats... even if you promised yourself not to do it
12. It is easier to determine a true Cat Lover by a collection of cats, a keychain with a cat and a picture with a cat on a desktop and mobile phone
13. A true Cat Lover has a special cloth or brush for washing cat bowls.
14. A true cat lover, coming home from work in the evening, first feeds the cats, and then eats himself.
15. A true cat Lover does not throw candy wrappers in the trash. He rolls them into a ball and throws them on the floor.
16. A true cat lover knows what cat food tastes like.
17. Buying goodies for yourself, a real Cat Person will buy delicacies for a cat. And the cat, perhaps, first of all ...
18. A true Cat lover never finishes the popsicle to the end, but leaves a little ice cream on a stick. Even when the cat lover is not around.
19. The cat owner chooses clothes according to the principle: a) wool does not stick to it (or it is easy to clean the wool off it, or the wool is not visible on it) b) it is difficult to make leads on it.
20. A true cat lover never slams the door with a sharp movement. He covers them very carefully, or leaves a gap the width of a cat carcass.
21. A true cat lover, falling short of a salary, most of all laments that the cat will have nothing to eat (and not himself).
22. Every flower in the house of a true Cat Lover was opened or dropped from the windowsill at least once.
23. A true male cat lover lies on his back with his legs always bent - cats often miss the belly.
24. Getting to know someone, a true Cat Lover first finds out if a person loves cats. If he does not like cats, a true Cat Lover immediately loses interest in him, or even begins to treat him with hostility.
25. A true cat lover never eats chicken cartilage.
26. A true cat lover always knows which of his cats is rummaging in the toilet right now.
27. A true cat lover is never lazy to put food from the table in the refrigerator.
28. A true cat lover comes to visit with a gift not for the owner's child, but for the owner's cat.
29. A true Cat lover plays with someone else's child the way he (IC) plays with a cat.
30. A true cat lover always buys food first for the cat, and with the remaining money - for himself.
31. A true cat lover never puts a glass next to the keyboard.
32. A true cat lover, when buying a new flower, will first find out if the plant is poisonous to cats.
33. A true cat lover who owns an uncastrated cat or a jealous cat always has a place in a tightly closed shoe cabinet for guests.
34. A true cat lover always knows exactly who is dearer to him - a cat or a spouse.
35. A true Cat lover knows: as a person treats an animal, so he will treat the IR.
36. A true Cat lover will always, everywhere and everywhere convert those who want and those who do not want to to his cat faith.
37. A true cat lover is happy only when a family (or a person) who did not have a cat before took a kitten from him and a year later is still happy.
38. A true Cat lover never cleans the bed if someone is sleeping on it (not a human family member).
39. A true cat lover is firmly convinced that the best seasoning is cat hair.
40. A true cat person considers himself a privileged being relative to a dog person - he does not need to walk every day.
41. A true Cat Lover has only one dream - a huge country house to get bigger, BIGGER... But then he will think about the dog - someone must guard his Diamond Fund!!!
42. A real cat person never feels fully clothed if he does not have cat hair on him
43. The cat person sniffs at every puddle of spilled liquid!
44. A true cat lover, after the cat has tried to climb onto the window several times, will make a special board for sitting on the window.
45. A true cat lover, when a cat, forgetting to remove its claws, jumps to its knees, courageously clenches its jaws and does not make a sound. Otherwise, the cat may get scared and won't come to the pens anymore.
46. A true cat lover, even catastrophically late for work in the morning, will stay late to stroke the cat who came to see him off.
47. A true cat person coming from work first washes the trays, then feeds the cats, and then it comes to the husband and child.
48. A true cat lover, leaving the house, will check whether the electrical appliances, gas are turned off, whether the windows and doors are firmly closed, and will say goodbye to each cat personally and inform them of the approximate time of his return.
49. A true Cat lover, telling how he treated his pet, says: "With one paw I pressed the cat to the sofa, and with the other I poured medicine into his mouth."
50. A true Cat lover, after reading the above statement, will wonder for a long time what the humor is here, because in his opinion, everything is written correctly here ...
51. A true Cat lover always walks with scratched hands
52. A true cat lover on the street sees first a cat walking in the distance, and then a person two steps away from him
53. A true cat lover noticing a cat on the street, in a window, on a balcony, etc. reacts so violently, as if he sees such an animal for the first time.
54. You should never talk about cats with a true Cat Person, otherwise you risk listening to his monologue for several days. (advice for those who are not a true Cat lover)
55. A true cat lover is always ready to climb a tree for a kitten
56. A true cat lover will never throw out a May bug that has flown into the room - after all, his beloved cat is hunting for him!
57. When a true cat person hears the news that the disconnected half of Moscow, the first thought is "well that animals dry food"
58. If a true cat person, going to the toilet, you will see that there's a cat intently engaged in a small or large business, then he will stand at the door and wait patiently for the process to finish, so as not to frighten...
59. In obonai family mother tells her child: "once stroked the cat - wash your hands"! In the family of Cat owners: "Wash your hands before stroking the cat"!
60. A true Cat Lover masters the technique of using the keyboard and mouse with one hand, because with the other hand you have to hold and stroke Her Majesty the CAT (which is happening now)
61. And in general, flowers in the house of a True Cat Lover are made exclusively for a pet who will gnaw them daily.
62. There is no comb in the house of a True Cat Lover. The role of a comb is performed by cats, combing the hair of a sweetly sleeping beloved owner with claws.
63. In a family where a cat goes to the toilet, a true Cat Person drains water not only after, but also before. And in general, passing by the toilet, he looks in there and just in case just drains the water.
64. A true cat lover does not glass the balcony for himself, but so that the cat does not fall off.
65. And in general, especially advanced True Cat Lovers build a separate cat balcony.
66. A true cat lover will never fall asleep without a lullaby sung by his beloved cat.
67. A true cat lover never uses a hot water bottle, because he has a cat.
68. IR changes window sills to wide ones exclusively for cats.
69. A true cat lover (dog lover) buys a camera and a video camera mainly in order to take pictures of his pets and their children.
70. In the house of IK, there are 2 cats for 1 album of human photos.
71. And the IR computer buys in order to hang these photos on the Internet, as well as to communicate with other Cat owners.
72. A real cat person, going to the store, spends 600 rubles for a cat and 100 rubles for himself.
73. A real cat person will suffocate at night, but be afraid to throw a sleeping cat off his face, so as not to wake him up.
74. A real cat lover always buys good water for pussies, and he is content with boiled tap water.
75. A real cat person will not be able to afford a large sofa in a small apartment, but he will always find a place for another house for a cat.
76. A true cat person, sitting on the toilet, will always open the toilet door if someone is scratching at it.
77. A true Cat lover will always wish a good day to every cat passing down the street and ask her about her health.
78. And also: give way; warn her about a dog walking around the corner; ask her not to cross the road in the wrong place. And why would he notice the dumbfounded eyes of passers-by?
79. A true cat lover understands that the name "mouse pad" is very conditional. It's actually a cat mat.
80. A true cat lover does not take offense at a cat for longer than one hour. Or about ten seconds.
81. And if he steps on something soft (even during the day), he nervously pulls his leg and looks to see if he has hurt someone (even visiting people who have never had cats)
82. A real cat person sleeps peacefully at 5 in the morning when a herd of kittens runs over him, climbs on the curtains and throws all kinds of objects off the table, but instantly wakes up from the deafening silence and runs to watch - why is no one running and making noise?
83. IK gets very upset if a cat runs away from him on the street.